i wonder what marketing for penile cancer would look like?
“I LOVE PENIS”
“SAVE THE PENISES”
and if women wore some of their shirts or bracelets, they would be seen as whores or sluts or asking for it, maybe even resulting in rape, but when men wear “save the boobies” or “save second base” shirts, they are applauded for caring about a human being by yet again sexualizing a serious illness.
In fact, the situation at my house is pretty dire at the moment. My husband and I have less than five bucks to our name and pretty much no food in the house. We’ve run out of baby formula, but thankfully we managed to scrape together enough cash this morning to get a small can that should at least last the day. Thankfully, we still have some baby food, so at least that portion is kinda covered. Our bills are piling up and there’s just no way his job is going to be able to cover everything. (Not to mention the fact that nobody around this stupid place will hire me because I don’t have enough experience and that’s just more than frustrating.)
Anyway, commission prices aren’t super high or anything, so if they’re something you’d be interested in I need to know asap. This is pretty much the only talent I’ve got and yes, I am aware of how pitiful that sounds.
I can usually get these done within a day or two, just keep in mind if the subject isn’t one I’m overly familiar with, it could take a bit longer. That being said, the only thing I won’t really do is super nsfw stuff. (Boobs are fine and dandy, but anything more than that just gets complicated.) Other than that, nothing’s off limits. Don’t care what fandom it is/ocs or not, it’s all the same to me. (Obviously, if it’s an oc I’ll need a reference but you get the point.)
Payment will be through paypal unless you absolutely have to do it another way.
Since pictures and stuff make for really long posts, examples/prices are under the cut. (I’d just link to my previous post but I can’t find it, and it needed updated anyway.)
“Frustrated, humming with your head under the pillow, like the end of a day where you feel nothing has been achieved and you’re in a hurry to get things over with so you can start the next one. You tell yourself tomorrow you’re going to do lots of positive things. But the next day is just like the one before. Sometimes it goes on for weeks.”—Robert Smith on the Cure song “Close To Me”, 1988 Interview (via moldavia)
“A pair of wings, a different respiratory system, which enabled us to travel through space, would in no way help us, for if we visited Mars or Venus while keeping the same senses, they would clothe everything we could see in the same aspect as the things of Earth. The only true voyage, the only bath in the Fountain of Youth, would be not to visit strange lands but to possess other eyes, to see the universe through the eyes of another, of a hundred others, to see the hundred universes that each of them sees, that each of them is; and this we can do with an Elistir, with a Vinteuil; with men like these we really do fly from star to star.”—Marcel Proust, The Captive (via marlinspikeafterdark)